• Night before school: I want to look attractive tomorrow
• Morning of school: nvm

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• a teacher walks into a bar
• guy: can i buy you a drink?
• teacher: i don't know, CAN you?

• me: does 5 situps
• me: where are my abs

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jessic-eh:

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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(via 2ugly2love)

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